Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead.
Unfortunately the movie Mean Machine is not yet available on Paramount Plus.
| Production | Guy Ritchie | Executive Producer |
| Production | Adam Bohling | Line Producer |
| Sound | John Murphy | Original Music Composer |
| Art | Jenny Lawrence-Smith | Set Decoration |
| Art | Russell De Rozario | Production Design |
| Directing | Barry Skolnick | Director |
| Editing | Eddie Hamilton | Editor |
| Production | Albert S. Ruddy | Executive Producer |
| Art | Tom Wales | Art Direction |
| Production | Cynthia Pett-Dante | Executive Producer |
| Editing | Dayn Williams | Editor |
| Production | Matthew Vaughn | Producer |
| Production | Georgia Masters | Producer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Stephanie Collie | Costume Design |
| Camera | Alex Barber | Director of Photography |
| Sound | Simon Hayes | Sound Mixer |
| Writing | Andrew Day | Writer |
| Writing | Chris Baker | Writer |
| Writing | Charlie Fletcher | Writer |
| Writing | Tracy Keenan Wynn | Writer |
